Puttynaut

  It was Monday, February 3rd, 20XX, and Rewd Uib was on his way to Chess Club when Jafanga Snidlock, the most beautiful girl in school, happened to be on her way to Drama Club and Rewd managed to say, "Hi… Jafanga!" and she said, "Hey Rewd! How was your day today?" While stuttering he says, "It… It was okay." Then she says in a curious way, "Um, Rewd, do you want to be my valentine for the dance next Friday?"  Rewd was surprised; This was the eighth time something happened like this. "Really? I'm not sure if I should say yes or no." Jafanga looked at him with great a look of disbelief, "Well, okay I'll give you a day." At home, R

As I perched on a somewhat inviting chair during a calming mid-afternoon, I perceived a few vapor-like clouds on the sun's horizon, Drawing my wistful attention because they were shaped ever so weirdly, I believed that at first I saw a superlative electric pink and fluffy unicorn! Then an immense flashing UFO. A wind bursted to life out of nowhere, Becoming a visible entity with the vibrant primary colors red, blue, and yellow, Pouring itself into these incongruously fashioned wisps, The UFO then starts to make these peculiar buzzing noises in the blood crimson atmosphere, Then the unicorn started hopping gaily around it, cackling

It was a sunny Tuesday afternoon when we entered Chick-Fil-A. Before my parents and I could even order anything, my whimsical little brother Danny energetically ran through the door and into the playground area. "Hey Christopher, you should come and play with me!" blared Danny, as he enthusiastically held his arms up and slid down an enormous slide without a care in the world. "Nah, I'm too old for slides," I explained in a gruff voice. Despite his squat stature, he handled getting off the slide just fine. With his auburn spiny hair sitting on top of his head like a crown and his light brown eyes sparkling in the sun, my nine year old br

Those tearful suicidal deaths of those who were innocent, Can never be undone. Being pressed, pestered, and beleaguered all of their lives, All due to the variance in their sexuality. Being unable to defend themselves. Nearby were bystanders who didn't dare approach them because of their particular beliefs and fears. Letting these 'other' people get lost in these harsh, heartbreaking, and unwritten words. Their own self-images becoming less and less of what was once before. Showing up as being diffident, depressed, and high in low self-esteem. Nevertheless what was once an agonizing smoldering hell, Can now be a comforting cool sanc

There was once a humongous 10-foot tall Venus flytrap that sprouted pastel green root-like legs and went by the name of Eddie. He lived in the roasting, clammy, and wobbly Australian Outback jungle during the present. He just loved chomping down everything. In fact, all he ever did was eat, eat and eat! He could never cease his ravenous hunger. Until one fine summer day, after finishing up an enormous cow, he stumbled upon Fiona, the beautifully vibrant blue 8-legged jumping spider. "Why hello Fiona, what might you be doing here?" whispered Eddie in an ominous tone, his faceless mouth looking rather ravenous even though he had just consumed